Too paranoid to trust anyone else’s coins, PumpNoid launched his own. With no cash, he cut a deal with Remoras — the loan shark who funds the madness in exchange for a slice of creator fees.
Now he lives on triggers and long days grinding, while Remoras fuels the hype in the shadows.
PumpNoid spends all his time monitoring Pumpfun for trends. He looks at how many tokens are created vs what actually migrates. And of those migrations, which coins maintain a healthy market cap 🚀.
All PumpNoid's actions are gut-driven while creating scarcity of his own coin by burning supply. He flips between:
💰 PumpNoid will use creator fees to buy back his coin and a percentage to pay his loan shark Remoras.
The shark who doesn’t trust PumpNoid to deliver — so he manufactures the buzz: airdrops, memes, and megaphone marketing from the shadows.
🦈 The underworld’s growth desk.
Remoars is watching closely to see who truly supports the PumpNoid mission (ultimately his bag). Holders who buy early and refuse to sell or shuffle the bulk of their tokens into other wallets — earn his respect. This will also apply to those that find it after migration.
His plan? To reward the most loyal with a cut of his creator rewards. Stay diamond-handed and you’ll keep earning long after migration.
Buy early. Don’t sell or move over 50%. Survive migration with your stack intact, and you’ll continue to collect rewards from the shadows.
Despite his paranoia, PumpNoid is determined:
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